OMG HOW DARE SHE?

The wife and child abuser’s hypocritical lyrics over a toilet?

That TP is the best, man. It’s just thick enough that it does the job but not so thick that the shitty [heh] plumbing in my house rejects it. It’s very good TP.

Stormi is setting that baby trap. They spend that first year of eating solids consuming a wide variety of foods and you think “I did it! I introduced a wide variety of foods and my kid will not be a picky eater.”

Stay safe, Panda. Let’s hope no one think you’d be good in some quack boner medicine.

Example: I asked my very rigid boss if I could leave an hour early for a doctor’s appointment. She told me to take an hour of sick time along with a reminder that the work day is 9-5. Okay then. A few weeks later, she asked me an urgent question on Saturday of a three day weekend. I responded to her first thing…

10/10, would cuddle and feed tender young shoots of bamboo.

Ccounterpoint: sure as fuck is.

I’m a weirdo and I hate summer. Reverse SADD is real! The heat and humidity depress me. Love the 3 other seasons, especially winter but summer can suck it.

I think this is an important part of the story that is not in this article:

I’m 34 years old and have never seen this shit. What in the seven layers of hell...

So I may be super wrong, but I always thought part of being a feminist meant supporting another womans right to wear her hair (or clothes, or whatever) however the fuck she wants.  Like whats the point of being a feminist if we’re judging stupid shit like that.  PS I’m a feminist and I’m judging you for judging…

When the Washington Post published an article on the “smart” cut you described, I got into it with a commenter who proudly wore that hairstyle because she was so busy she didn’t have time to do her hair. She listed everything she did that was more important than her hair. I pointed out that if her husband took over…

Tynes, whose LinkedIn says she is a “veteran communications expert” and “social media strategist,” has since deleted the tweet, set her account to private, and said she is “truly sorry.”

Getting off social media goes a long way toward solving this problem.

What about Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, and Sir Osis of Liver?

Boys need feminist moms too!

I, a person who makes my living being online, just can’t figure out what it means when the button is greyed out and unresponsive to my clicks. Shucks. Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to move on without any consequences because of this inscrutable technology.

I like and hereby cosign the theory that these two women are not feuding at all, but rather their husbands are fighting among each other, for reasons entirely due to William’s infidelity with the Mary Poppins of Chimichanga.

I have SERIOUS THOUGHTS about baby gifts.