Charles the Absorbent.

(It’s been 25+ years...will never get past hearing him tell Camilla that he wanted to be her tampon.)

Kate graduated from the University of St Andrews.

You left out the most haunting part of the obituary, the part that really broke me. It made me finally understand that line in all the movies that says killing a person haunts you:

“The Duchess of Sussex continues to be the cool one; Kate could maybe step it up.”

Let's see one party called the cops and stayed to file a report (Arnold) the other fled the scene before the cops arrived (Burnett)- unless Mark had some outstanding warrants I know who I believe and it's not the dude who went home to get touched by an angel. 

Arnold Kopelson’s quote is exactly why individual stories, including explicit details, need to be made public over and over and over again.

It's about half ZERO HOUR and half AIRPORT 1975. This has really never been a secret. 

“There are many copies... and they have a plan.”

She reportedly lost that round to Miss Massachusetts Gabriela Taveras, who said, when traveling, American tourists should let their host countries know that “we as Americans are supporting them and that we are there to help them.”

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

Why don’t depressed people just stop being sad?

Why don’t people in a flood find a boat?

Why don’t people who live in intentionally zoned areas of income disparity just buy their food?

Your logic is pretty much the liquor store fallacy. More of those don’t exist because people would rather spend their money there. When…

I don’t get this article.  Is it supposed to be a reference to something?  Because Fern is clearly talking about the designers she doesn’t know and NOT models.

Based on these quotes, it is pretty clear she’s talking about designers and not models. The names on the calendars would be designers’ names.  

I don’t know why Jezebel so committed to being wrong about this Top Chris issue. There is empirical data that Evans is the superior Chris.

I (like everyone else with a soul) love the song linger. It wasn’t until after her death that Ilearned she wrote the lyrics for the song at only 17 years old. And honestly, it made even more sense. Such passion, such emotion, it can only come from someone who is so young and so new to romantic feelings. I’m about to…

Did you all miss the part where the demonized, vilified, practically exiled young woman turned out to be an intelligent commentator on the state of politics and feminism today? Or are you still buying the spin being fed to you by the folks currently pillaging Nancy Pelosi (and, until chickens colonize the moon,…

Well, that certainly makes it okay for what purports to be a legit news organization to lie about why they brought her to the conference, sure.

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.