They’re all stupid suggestions. The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem.

Nevertheless she persisted

The Gone with The Wind Parody “Went with The Wind” was my favorite!

HARD disagree.

I am SURE someone has written an exhaustive hyper detailed breakdown of her gown down to which trees the silkworms that made the silk ate, but a quick look at the gown shows a likely un-stretchy duchesse type silk satin (no stretch), a portrait neckline, and with a sleeve length that is AFAIK dictated by…

First day here?

“It has nothing to do with [racial profiling],” he responds. “It’s the fact that it has to do with [defines racial profiling].”

“I read Betty Friedan’s book because I was very curious about it, and it’s so whiny, it’s just enough to drive a modern person mad to listen to these suburban housewives from the late ’50s ensconced in their comfortable secure lives complaining about the fact that they’re bored because they don’t have enough…

You need guns to protect civilians from the tyranny of the government.

Are you the loneliest boy in England?

I had assumed Harry was the one with the Clooney connection.

It should never be forgotten that people hated him so much that his corpse was dug up and hanged.

Legend says she will only die when Putin leaves power

It’s an indelible image for a lot of GenX.

Am I missing something in the tone of “how nice for her not to have to worry about salary”? This is the thing we want for women (all women, all industries) but we have to be snide when it’s achieved? And the final sentence “be Emilia Clarke” in order to get parity in salary? So we shouldn’t bother? I’m completely at a…

Sorry but, Musk and Grimes together looks fucking stupid af. Them together at the Met Gala looks like an uncle taking his niece, who’s going through a rough patch as she enters puberty, out to a fancy red carpet event because Elon promised his sister he would do something nice for her after she loaned him money and…

Trump’s golfing that day anyway.

Hi Lil Tay,

He was blindsided because he never thought in a million years the Academy would have kicked him out... and they wouldn’t have either, but then they had to kick out Bill Cosby and didn’t want to look like fucking hypocrites.

To the man’s house who does...