Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I…

I think it’s sweet that Nick Jonas’ mom will do his laundry when he’s home. You got to enjoy that shit while you can, that closeness, because you get old and your parents get sick and/or die and all you have left are photos and pie recipes that make your kitchen smell like childhood. TLDR: be careful asking people…

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

Not to even marginally defend her but to be fair she hasn’t done anything outrageous or actively lessened the office she holds like literally every other fucker out of that family (to the best of my knowledge anyhow).

It’s the mentality of people who have been getting a privilege for a long period of time seeing the revocation of that privilege as a punishment. Ask someone to pay for a donut and they’ll do so. Give someone a free donut every day for ten years, then one day say you can’t give them free donuts anymore and they’ll be…

“I have a tremendous respect for women.” The battle cry of men who don’t.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

The boots look the same to me, but I can’t believe that Kendall tried to steal Rihanna’s look.

Fuck your priorities

If you look at the link to the story from Gawker, these allegations have been around for years. Spacey has been doing this for decades. And if you don’t think powerful men absolutely definitely do this to people, you have led a very sheltered life. Your grain of salt is pointing in the wrong direction. It’s the…

in 8th grade we used to clip those to our shirts.

No. we do not kill people we disagree with in this country.

They’ve really schooled the Obamas re the Halloween thing...

That clears up one of the rumors.

Why is it so hard for these people to be polite. You can compliment someone on their service without making it sound like “omg you’re almost good enough to be an American”.

Exactly. Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Did someone say Richard Spencer?