“She must’ve dismembered herself and then tossed herself over the side” - Defence Lawyer

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*

A male feminist walks into a bar

Worked a job that paid $10 an hour every summer in university, in DC, in 100 degree heat, OUTDOORS. I’m a pale, freckled redhead who burns through SPF 50. It sucked. But I powered through, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB. (I also did this job throughout DC winters, which also was pretty miserable.)

As a little girl, growing up in Upstate New York, I fell in love with manatees. I was lucky enough that my family would travel to Florida every couple of years and when I was around seven I got to see some in a rehab facility at Sea World. When I was around nine or ten, I got to see one in the wild for the first time.…

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

I would like to share an entire joint with both of them.

That is so horrifying. I simply cannot imagine being forced to act the physical manifestation of Absence.

I gather you’ve never been challenged to a duel by a rooster.

So, this is my industry, and I am (among other things) an actor of color, and let me tell you something. I know how money works (for the most part), I GET that one of the worst problems with Broadway is capitalism. But when I saw this picture, it was at the exact same time that I learned that Oak was replacing Groban,…

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

As someone who is from and still lives in the deep south...... snatch a knot is like.... not a term I have ever heard in my life. Maybe I’m not as Southern as I think I am? But like... Who the fuck talks like that. He’s just trying to be down home folksy, truth-sayin’ Southerner, and he’s not.

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

From what he’s saying, he’s had to structure his whole life, even his relationships, around avoiding invasive stalkers who follow his every move. He did his job well and moved on (like the most of the rest of the world) but he still has to look over his shoulder, for who knows how long. Maybe forever? That sucks.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

*Scans list*

Last year, when Liza had a huge sell of her clothes and art, I was kind of hoping they would find that Warhol was alive and had just been lost in her closet for years, living off of Halston shoes.