OMG NO ONE HAS MADE THAT JOKE EVER - YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE! CONGRATS!

I’d like to see a world where people are nominated based on merit, rather than the colour of their skin. No black actors this time around? Alright, so be it. A Mexican nominated for Best Director (who by all rights should win that award)? Perfect!

...yeah...she’s only 400 million away from knocking The Beatles off top spot.

Wow! A hallway and control panel! So much graphics!

Exactly. Same as:

He....wasn’t nominated, so who gives a fuck if he goes or not?

I have NEVER heard anyone else say they liked Second Sight! I loved that game!

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve read. It’s a back squat. You lock the weight, and if you can’t get back up once you’re down, you bail out by dropping the weight behind you.

Back in the 80's you’d have to go with Forever Young by Alphaville

Now apologize for your terrible acting.

Wow. You must be hilarious at parties. “Hey someone just said something to make everyone laugh. Explain the joke to me!”

“Who gives a fuck” - everyone outside Japan.

Brownout is when you drink too much and everything “browns out”...not as severe as a blackout.

Why does EVERYTHING have to about race?

That anybody is considering Johnny Football is beyond me. However desperate you may be at QB - there’s always someone out there better than him.

To be fair - missing a 27 yard field goal is WAY worse than missing a 47 yard field goal. Hitting a 47 yard field is tough for a lot of kickers...especially in a high pressure situation.

I must be old, because I have no idea who these two people are, nor do I give one, or even two shits about them.

I don’t think calling someone a “Neshaminy head” is very nice! Let’s not devolve to name calling.

Wonder how much food and aid that works out to?

Ted Cruz is Canadian though - not Cuban.