Like, 13 years ago, I got arrested for "borrowing" an RV that was for sale in my neighbors yard. He had left the keys in the ignition. My pal and I (totally sober btw) decided to take it for a spin around the block. When we got back the cops were waiting for us. My neighbor didn't press charges. He actually kinda…

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While in college, I got the brilliant idea to go spend Halloween with my friend at UC Santa Barbara. UCSB at Halloween is utter and complete madness. Hoards of people everywhere; you can just wander in and out of house parties you weren't invited to. I'm sure everybody's shit gets stolen.

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Awwww, a glitter trail!

Not exactly a walk of shame, but...

I didn't see this one, but rather I lived it. My costume was "Roller Girl", complete with old school skating rink roller skates. There was a "gentleman" whose attention I had commanded—he didn't live in the city that I did, so I accompanied him to his hotel. After a few hours of sleep, I decided it was time to make my…

My ruby slippers left a trail of craft glitter all the way from the train to my front door the next morning.

They're useful when I'm in an outer borough or a part of Manhattan where you never seem to get cabs (but the green ones have been good for this), or in a city that has unreliable cab services, like my hometown (Miami). Born and raised in South Florida and never in my life have I flagged down a cab-the few times I…

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I do think that higher ups likely spend more than it may appear at first glance. I work in education. The teachers tend to wear comfortable clothes. I'm a specialist and do a lot of meetings, so I try to dress up a bit. District employees tend to stand out when they visit school sites, more so the higher their…

I don't cut my hair and it's to my waist at this point. It's braided about 75% of the time, including when I sleep. If I ever have a daughter and she wants long hair, we are starting to learn how to braid when she begins developing fine motor skills. The fact that it can be made to look pretty is just a bonus.

I'm one of the primpy girls and I rarely think less of someone for not putting effort in unless it's an extreme situation. I won't deny that I look at some women and think of what I'd do if I had their hair or their eyebrows but it's not a critical thing. I taught myself all the tricks and how to use the tools as I…

As a guy that was raised by a single mother who overcame a lot of barriers to provide me with a happy and healthy upbringing, it absolutely breaks my heart to read comments like this because it shows just how badly men have failed in their treatment of women.

Yes, but often little girls' hair gets braided not for style or looks. It gets braided to keep her long hair out of her face and the dirt and food and whatever else. When I had long hair, it was ALWAYS braided. Not because it looked better; because it was EASIER. When braided, it would stay neat and contained all…

Isn't it a crime how they make us sneak Vodka everywhere? WHY DOES THE WORLD SHAME TRUE LOVE?

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1 - Have you noticed that a shit ton of the men you meet in your every day life are bald? It's not uncommon

Long live The Spare!!

I was at this interview last night! It was FABULOUS. I left thrilled. What a great conversation. Also, at the end of the evening, she waved to the audience. I'm fairly certain she was waving directly at me, and it was a coded message to me that we are destined to be best friends for life. I do not think this is an…