Except that it is.

Preventing a pregnancy in my uterus is a pretty good medical reason. In my opinion.

Can Bill Murray be Janine? (Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes)

Because who hasn't wanted to drunk skinny dip with penguins?!? So much money to be made.

True-dancing does bring joy!

True, especially since my cat is an ass. He's a little tuxedo cat, so maybe bow ties all around!

I simultaneously know that the dog shouldn't be in a tux/want a small dog with that perfect expression in a tux. My big dogs won't go for it, nor could I carry them. Maybe a bow tie...

24-hour news and instant communication make bad things seem constant and personal. I remember reading a story post-9/11 about people showing anxiety and mild PTSD from watching constant coverage. We gotta remember to unplug and find the good.

It, not I. I am not violent. :/

The world is much less violent than it used to be. It really is.

Yep. My body, my tattoo, I get to define it.

It's awful and degrading. I love having a tattoo on my lower back-I can show it when I want and cover it when I want. I was really taken aback the first time I heard it. Mid-2000s feels about right.

I also have a tramp stamp from 1997-comedy/tragedy masks in my college colors. I was going to major in theatre. I did not.

I wore mine the other day & got an odd look from a young cashier. He then asked who was on my shirt. My answer didn't seem to clarify things much.

Mine would only use the airplane one because she couldn't see the flusher. The automatic toilets have her running and screaming like she's in a horror movie. Airplane delay+time change+early wake up call+auto flush=hysteria.

My daughter did the same. The noise still freaks her out, especially in public restrooms. We were at an airport this summer and a woman actually waited outside of the stall to make sure she wasn't being abused. :/

My kids were both over 3. They were both late walkers, but early talkers. I thought something was wrong, but all kids just do things at their own pace. My pediatrician explained that parents cannot make a child eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom. All parents can do is provide consistent routines and opportunities and…

This seems to be a pattern with Ms. Hill. She did a show here a year or two ago & did the same thing. Late, yelled at audience, didn't finish show.

I live in Charleston & that is standard baby dress around here. I resisted with my son, but my poor little girl is smocked & appliquéd all day, every day. It's a problem. I'm working on it.

Stay at the top of that Difficult Parent list. That diagnosis is the safest way to protect your child's education and needs at school.