That is the face of Kim about 15 years ago.

My husband says stuff like, "Well only one of us has shit their pants as an adult..." then looks meaningfully into the distance.

Maybe she's asexual?

Please. Stop watching it.

Kelsey is every fake artsy girl you hated in college.

At first, her stomping around saying Jade had stolen her date seemed to be met with some sympathy from the other girls. Which makes zero sense because it seemed clear that the girl going on this date was to be picked from the girls who were not on the camping date. And Ashley I. was busy having her come to Jesus…

I'm Canadian, but my ancestry is a mix of French Canadian/Ojibwe/Irish, so people are always asking why I'm so tan in the winter or wondering what I am (guesses are mostly Egyptian or Armenian). It doesn't bother me though. I don't know why people being curious or observant is a bad thing.

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

*takes bow*

Tom Schwartz was my one mostly silent hope for goodness on this show and he's clearly going to the dark side.

You know, I'm beginning to suspect that Dr. Luke might not even be a real doctor.

I've lost my patience for people who are annoyed by pumpkin spice.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

I figured there would be more Jezzies who wanted the white ones. That rose one looks like it might be a little hard to wear, and for some reason my bod likes to specialize in "things no one else can put on" – which means I can buy lots of stuff on sale and nice people say "How original! How striking!" and Mean Girls…

"I don't need feminism because ____(insert lifestyle choice that feminism allowed me to make)____"

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

I like this show but I absolutely hate Fitz and think his and Olivia's relationship is disgusting. It's gotten to the point where I tend to fast forward through their many, many, many "tortured love" scenes as literally every single one is the exact same. I do not understand what is supposed to be so wonderful about…

Was she arrested mid haircut?

So after having an abortion you had unprotected sex three times and let them come in you?