It's extra repulsive because most of the ugliness is stuff he deliberately did to himself: the spray tan, the grimy yellow combover, the Blue Steel. It's the difference between a regular horror movie where someone gets turned into a monster and a Cronenberg movie where someone turns himself into a monster and is all…

Spurge is only the greatest guy who ever lived in this house. (Line from a comic only Tom Spurgeon will remember.)

Every candidate this year except Hillary Clinton seemed baffled by the discovery that the President gets criticized.

In Trump's worldview, yelling at someone to do something is the same as doing it yourself. He's been very up front that, as President, he would hire a bunch of Very Smart People to do the work of presidenting and go take a nap.

It was the gold-plated age for craptastic business.

As a Vassar girl, I wish we could claim Mary Harron. I know people will argue that the novel was satire to begin with, but the film tips it farther in that direction and makes Bateman much less charming and more pathetic. In Roger Ebert's review, he noted, "Harron is less impressed by the vile Patrick Bateman than a…

The Rotten Tomatoes comments section turned into a Nazi rally so gradually I didn't even notice.

I've never encountered anyone who actually won that Rand scholarship before. I always figured the winner was whichever kid refused the money because scholarships are for looters.

The lyrics are about a woman who regrets living a rich, exciting life instead of having children (because you can only do one, you know). It was, of course, written by two men. Absolutely the worst.

If you can't laugh at her running around in the woods naked with Peter Dinklage, your soul is broken.

I feel the same way, and yet I own about 20 of them.

And then the coda flashes-forward to Christmas and snow is falling in an echo of the spores.

That was the most on-the-nose character detail since the bad guy in "Dirty Dancing" tried to get Baby to read Ayn Rand.

Half the Sky Ferreira article is the writer patting himself on the back for being brave enough to share his opinions on her boobies, even though it'll doubtless enrage hordes of jealous uggos. His penis will not be silenced!

I like how quickly this went from "I don't hate women" to streams of batty misogynist insults. It was like Oleanna on fast-forward.

She would have deadly martial arts skills which she would use only once, to sexily kick a buffoonish man in the balls. If the movie had any other female characters, they would hate her for being so strong and independent.

The Zellweger article is the neggiest of all! She used to be so homely it was shocking that she was allowed to appear onscreen with Tom Cruise, and now she's all old and weird-looking. I get that the writer was going for some kind of pseudo-feminist critique of plastic surgery and Hollywood beauty culture, but it…

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My dorm in freshman year of college had the Shower Shitter. I myself was one of her victims.

"It's Watchmen as a cargo cult product."