Okay, here we go with data:

It’s the trend.

You mean the hundreds of thousands of customers buying Teslas?  

From https://www.anl.gov/esia/light-duty-electric-drive-vehicles-monthly-sales-updates

7.8 percent of new car sales in America, Automotive News reports that this has dropped to 7.7 percent

Since when do EVs have insane maintenance costs? I just got the 20k service done on my Polestar and you know what they did? Replace the wiper blades and filled the washer fluid. It cost $0. 

Is it really that crazy? You come in with a wad of cash and at least 2 people need to sit there and sort/count/store/transport it. It isn’t like you are buying a candy bar at the gas station and a teenager is making change for a $5, you are taking up someones time doing this. The check fee however is not right, that…

I MUCH prefer the sound of an I6 to most V8s. But with two BMWs in the garages, I am probably biased.

Where are you getting these phones?

So EVERY iphone you’ve had needed a new battery in days? ...aaand you keep buying them? I find the first claim unlikely and second to be...well....insane.  If I buy something that doesn’t work, I’m certainly not buying a second one.

Tesla does have a CPO warranty if that’s what you’re thinking of. For example, for Model 3 standard range, it’s the remainder of the original 8-year/100k mile and a minimum of 70% capacity retention. Not sure what the other manufacturers offer.  I didn’t look up other manufacturers but would assume they have something…

Sorry, every iPhone needs a replacement battery after a week? Is this satire?

People actually already did tests years ago, it won’t even crush a banana:

Curiosity got the better of me, so I set out with a hockey stick and closed the FWD. It came down and stopped without flexing the stick. So No, it won’t decapitate a human head.

I watched the video and my reaction was “oh puullease”

Well, we don’t know that. Want to be the test subject?

I have never understood this “get people into the showroom” mentality. Do people actually go to a dealer in order to look at a car they know they won’t be buying? Like, just for kicks, actual human people take time out of their day to pop on over to their local Nissan dealer to check out the latest arrivals? No way, I…

Its literally the same thing with a slightly different setting for resistance. The Tesla door might have more resistance when closing so it cant be as sensitive or the normal door friction won’t let it close. 

The door didn’t close with the child’s head locked in it. Nobody was hurt. You guys are really stretching with this one.

Reason why I’m skeptical of this dudes claim that he did nothing wrong: