They had a word count they couldn't surpass, so unfortunately they couldn't write "except Sexpressed Scott."

For a while there The Cure was putting out a new album every 4 years. Some better than others, but each with at least something of value on it. But now it's been nearly a decade since 4:13 Dream. And I thought I hear that they had enough for a double album then and were going to release the companion piece shortly…

Can you call me when you do? I'll be waiting for the telephone to ring.

Meanwhile the Shaggydog story in the show is one of the great Shaggy Dog stories of modern TV.

Or she could, y'know, fly one of her dragons.

Are the chapters in order? I would read them ahead of time if they were in order, then I could save time when the book came out.

But when do they get to the fireworks factory?

*sigh* I Miss Bronn.

It wasn't a Broadsword. It was totally meant for a dude!

One day, "My Interest in This Show" will appear in this article.

Some solid choices here. Some less so. And some I don't know at all. I look forward to Erasure's "A Little Respect" I love that song.

*Checks overs work* Yep, I did write "Original" up there. *ZING*

Because no one greenlights $250 Million for Original Content.

See if you can borrow Brett Ratner's book.

"It's literature. It's a fantasy. My fantasy. Like Melville, this is my great white whale."

Is this really gay panic though?

Come to Cleveland. We have all of the above!

An even better coffee table book? "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork"

Fucky McFuckface! This sucks.

This was one of those movies that I inexplicably had on VHS as a kid and therefore I watched the hell out of it. I thought it was rather funny, but I admit that I haven't seen it in the last two decades.