Seriously. It was more "Hey, I'd prefer a Blowjob to hanging out with my old Full House gang." Seems simple enough for me.

Down voted for the calm demeanor and coherence. I want a rambling mess of a rant that insults all those who disagree with your opinion.

He was told the story by one of the other survivors. Upham Maybe? Ed Burns? Did they live? Any others? I haven't seen it in a long time.

About halfway through reading the above essay from Mr. VanDerWerff I noticed a lot of the word "Change" being used and I thought about how often Chang and Change have been interchanged throughout the show that it became annoying. I blame Season 4, but it probably happened prior to that.

Find and replace all the "Changes" up there with "Changs" and you have a terrible Season 4 write-up

The masturbation scene was distilled awkwardness.

Calm Down Hipster DBag.

Saturday night we braved the horrible blizzard to celebrate a friend's birthday in Downtown Cleveland. The restaurant served me up a great Vanilla Old-Fashioned and an even greater plate of Gnocchi.

There's love for Krakow? He was so annoying.

Yub Nub!

I loved this sketch. And it's true, the way Lennon pronounces "Monkey Torture" sells it. You say the words "Monkey Torture" and I will say it just as he does. Of course I don't hear it all that much thankfully.

That sure is a deep V.

Sleeping Beauty? Is that the one with the Dwarfs?

eh, I doubt anyone on staff reads the thing anymore.

I would have tried for all 10 as well. Did anyone make it through all of them? What was the most popular one?

Right now I am listening to "One More Night" by Phil Collins. All because I have become obsessed with sweet 80's Sax.

You're just going crazy.

I'm not going to lie, that commercial kind of introduced me to them. I was like "Wow, this song is good, who does it?" After figuring out it was the Buzzcocks I got Singles Going Steady and have loved them since. Eventually I would have found them on my own, but that commercial sold me on them.

All of their later output is pretty much the same thing. Old Punks singing old-style punk. If you like one you'll like them all, but they don't have anyything nearly as awesome as "What do I Get" or "Ever Fallen in Love"

"I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again."