Reading: you aint good at it

Everybody knows Nathan Dahm only got elected because he lets pigs fuck him up the ass!

Something tells me this is an “If I can’t enjoy myself, NOBODY gets to enjoy themselves” kind of dad.

Can you please post the number for the Suicide Prevention Hotline on articles like this? It should be standard practice, even on a site that’s being actively dismantled by an herb.

It’s pronounced “Daimler”.  The “Chrysler” is silent.

Soooo... basically it’s going to be Smurfs versus Snorks in the next movie?

there is a deep irony to the fact that cameron took so long the theatre industry might not exist when he’s done. 

unfortunately, when you said “i’ve never had garbage wings” all i read was “i’m not discerning enough with my wing taste to declare any wings to be garbage. therefore, i am a feckless jackal.”

sorry.

to be fair, he’s equal opportunity crazy.

If you have 1o good cops and 1 bad one, and the other 10 don’t do anything to weed out the bad one...you have 11 bad cops.

This says it all.

We don’t acknowledge this version of “Deadspin”.

So you haven’t put any time into a Madden game for almost 15 years, and you’re ready to completely denounce it because of one weird tournament result?

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

good! fuck the robotraders.

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

Another day, another Jalopnik commenter bragging about their shitty driving habits and then “well actually-ing” when someone else lets them know how much of an asshole they are.

Take your meds and stop watching Fox News.

Lol, never been vetted? How’d you find out about the rape essay, then?