Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

How is your comment any more helpful?

Yeah, that would be very helpful for people who have clutter.

“Just go back in time and don’t get cluttered!”

Thanks a lot, asshole. You’re a real help.

Crawfish are sweeter, and funner as an event. Their flavor holds against the spice better without being overpowered. They also make better leftovers. I didn’t grow up in the heart of Acadiana having shrimp boils. There’s not a restaurant in Evangeline Parish called “the Shrimp Barn”.

Nobody puts tomatoes in gumbo. As…

Luckily most Star Wars fans are easy going chaps, and don’t mind a touch up here or there to established canon.

Yeah, I’d pay money to rent this.  And, like, $6 money, not redbox $1.

Add to the fact millennial is one of the largest “Generations” (a stupid concept anyways) ever calling somebody a “millennial” is effectively worthless as MILLENIALS DONT EXIST. If one accepts the generational theory (I personally dont but thats another topic) millenials are actually two distinct generations stuck…

So what you’re saying is, “with tiny whisk comes great reward.”

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

Lmao toddlers wanting to dress like mommy. They’re so full of shit.

Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

I fully expect the 49ers to cruise to a 28-3 third quarter lead, and then the game will clearly be in the bag. How could Kyle Shanahan fuck up with a lead like that?

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Oh man, I hope we’re still getting articles of any kind in 50 years.