I completely empathise, I think I’m never going to be in a relationship again as well, to much pain from the last one. Big congrats on the 8 months sober. :)

I’ve never been in a relationship and I just turned 46. Sometimes it gets me down but I try to focus on other aspects of life. Also I never have to give up control of the remote.

I’m pretty sure I’m never going to be in a relationship again and it’s starting to depress me. I also feel overall bleak about every aspect of my life. But yay, I’ve been sober for over 8 months. So I’m better. I guess.

You still have 2 years left! Ok I’m kidding and maybe this wasn’t helpful. But you said your life is about to change from school. A new environment, while scary, is always new options you never thought of.

Hi! My twenties were a blur of one horrific relationship after another (including a marriage so bad that I fled it 4 months pregnant with only what I could bring in a carry-on bag). After I got sober I was really comfortable being single, but of course I got lonely occasionally. I ended up going to an old friend’s…

Sorry, man. I quit my extended family, so things are pretty chill over here. I’ve eaten nothing but Chex Mix all day and I’m about to go preheat the oven.

You can do it! Remember, fear is a messenger but the message isn’t always accurate.

“Festive” people are always monsters. Anyone who pretends to be happy during the holidays is hiding some shit.

Taxidermy is creepy. Taxidermied birds - on the table, yet! - are downright horrifying.

Martha Stewart is a stone cold monster.

Me too (nearly 43 years ago! Ouch!). I just loved Elizabeth Montgomery.

The true limitations of the internet are made bare when we can’t get our shit together to buy The Addams Family house, The Haunted Mansion house, and now the Lizzy Borden house.

I looked at the top and thought, “Pictorial?” Nope, regular Jezebel.com

That sounds good, too.

Haunted isn’t a deal breaker for me, but aluminum/vinyl siding is. Ugh.

I would happily buy that property and turn myself into a Sarah Winchester type woman who roams the house randomly and never sleeps in the same room two nights in a row and doesn’t interact with people. #agirlcandream

My mother-in-law DVRs Hannity, and it makes me want to kill myself.