Looks like she elected to receive in the second half.

is she playing the Redskin flute?

All this time I didn’t think Cousins sucked at FedEx field this week.

I can’t fault him. That’s probably the only way I’d enjoy being at a Skins game, too.

I’ll also include any car with drum brakes on all 4 wheels, especially on long descending roads or in rain (drums collect water, where disks simply sling it off). I wasn’t driving fast, but did lose my brakes on the Pikes Peak highway in my dart, luckily 1 gear held out and we made it down safely. Driving in rain…

All of a sudden the Veyron’s styling isn’t so bad.

Still not ok. My godson has autism, if he melts down, they leave. And they tip staff. And no, they don’t have to explain their kid, but it helps.

It’s really sad to say it but it really seems like the majority of parents don’t care what their kids are doing. And my library stint was back in 2002~2005. Parents seem to care even less now! I’m a relatively new parent, but I understand that sometimes there’s a rough day and your kid is being a complete and total…

I just always wondered to myself why I, at the age of 16-22 when I worked at the library, could see what was coming a mile away, most the parents would be blissfully unaware that little Johnny or Jill was making a beeline for operation “pull out half the books”.

I mean that was not my biggest pet peeve, I saved that…

She shook her head disgustedly, then proceeded to scoop up the mashed potatoes and toss them off of her plate and onto the table.

Yeah, but I think we all know our bodies and what is about to come - at least for the most part.

Do you rise up out of your chair when you do it so it can better perfume the meals of adjacent diners - and do you let fly audibly? Because if so, please stay the fuck home.

You deserve a lot worse than being “ganged up on” for standing up for those idiots.

Bone stock, any 70s Japanese import not originally built as a sports car, is a bit terrifying when driven briskly on a windy road (still fun though), let alone in traffic on an interstate. They’re so lightweight and underpowered that you get blown around by any passing car (or motorcycle for that matter) and having an…

If you look anywhere on the net you’ll find fans of something. Doesn’t make it right....or legal in some cases.

For good reason. *grabs pitchfork*

Rightfully so!

Because it’s retarded

Mines for sale.

Yeah, all right, so the car's got a little bad karma to work off.