Ah, of course. We'll just take that extra $17,000 we had laying around and put it into our 401K, and while we're at it, we'll just use that other $100,000+ to pay off our entire mortgages. If you have the means to do something like that, it means you're already wealthy and you're absolutely not the average Joe who…

^^^In perfect contrast, this was funny.

I'm not sure if it's funny, but I exhaled out of my nose with more force than usual.

I'm not afraid of snakes, but I will back over a cottonmouth or copperhead just to make sure the job is done.

Welcome to 2011, enjoy your stay. Can't wait until tomorrow's Gizmodo trending topics...the dancing baby video and dogs who skateboard.

Like this..

So is this a game with no rules?

Yeah and the teams featured on Hard Knocks have done exceptionally well. Oh wait, that's right only 4 teams made the playoffs and they won a combined 4 playoff games. So it's not as though you can argue teams do well when faced with the added attention.

You don't think Greg Robinson's not pissed that he busted his ass to become a freak of nature and the second pick in the NFL draft, only to be second or third fiddle at a press conference that the "Worldwide Leader in Sports" claims to be solely dedicated to some guy who was selected 247 picks after him?

Remember when the media scolded every NFL executive who insinuated that Michael Sam was going to be a distraction?

Democrats who don't vote are unemployed.

Goodell has a plan in place for that. Next year it will be 5 picks a night for 6 months.

And yet somehow it was still the COOLEST phone to carry.

Still have it.

Just remember that it is not that dangerous: Sharks are actually at the bottom of the deadliest animal ranking, tied with wolves.

Not particularly, since option 2 was a land invasion which would have resulted in much higher casualties than the nukes did.

Take time to familiarize yourself with the sales-tax provisions for car purchases where you live. I live in DC and have purchased two cars in the past 5 years. (Both purchases made in Virginia, as we only have one new-car dealership here in the District)