Ah, of course. We'll just take that extra $17,000 we had laying around and put it into our 401K, and while we're at it, we'll just use that other $100,000+ to pay off our entire mortgages. If you have the means to do something like that, it means you're already wealthy and you're absolutely not the average Joe who…

^^^In perfect contrast, this was funny.

I'm not sure if it's funny, but I exhaled out of my nose with more force than usual.

I'm not afraid of snakes, but I will back over a cottonmouth or copperhead just to make sure the job is done.

So is this a game with no rules?

Yeah and the teams featured on Hard Knocks have done exceptionally well. Oh wait, that's right only 4 teams made the playoffs and they won a combined 4 playoff games. So it's not as though you can argue teams do well when faced with the added attention.

You don't think Greg Robinson's not pissed that he busted his ass to become a freak of nature and the second pick in the NFL draft, only to be second or third fiddle at a press conference that the "Worldwide Leader in Sports" claims to be solely dedicated to some guy who was selected 247 picks after him?

Remember when the media scolded every NFL executive who insinuated that Michael Sam was going to be a distraction?

Democrats who don't vote are unemployed.

Goodell has a plan in place for that. Next year it will be 5 picks a night for 6 months.

I think he's going to try to sell it to the Duck Dynasty guys, just for the hell of it.

So we're expecting a titanic bidding war over a team that was once the laughing stock of the NBA? Sounds like Donald Sterling will comes out of this a very happy man....

~Ahem~ Splitwise.com

lebron = takes Jordan's number and copies his chalk clapping thing, calls himself the king, break dances and poses for fake pictures with teammates during games, pouts and walks off the court without shaking hands when he loses, throws teammates under the bus, consistently chokes in the playoffs "the decision"

Insane LeBron backlash from 2007-2011 = Good

yeah or chicken breast if you're going to steal - way more protein, way less unwieldy than a fucking crab leg

I rode the pine for a D1 football team and we had access to free food anywhere on campus. Furthermore, we had meal plan cards that were always flush with cash that worked off campus too. ON TOP OF THAT most local food spots would "hook it up" (yes, I know that's not exactly street legal, save it). Winston is just an…

Tony Allen was the single most underrated player on the Celtics '07-'08 Championship team.

Take time to familiarize yourself with the sales-tax provisions for car purchases where you live. I live in DC and have purchased two cars in the past 5 years. (Both purchases made in Virginia, as we only have one new-car dealership here in the District)