Oh and I know nobody here has control of ads, but this goddamn Carfax lady is on my last nerve. That fucking voice, Jesus Christ. And you can’t avoid it because the unmute button is overlaid on the X.

And none of this sounds like Halo. I guess that was established in season 1 that this is not the Halo that people grew up with. But it all sounds, uh, very alien, with the melodrama... I understand the concessions made to translate twenty years of a videogame IP into something more palatable to general viewers. It’s…

It’s been a decade... Any luck?

So it ends just like Metal Gear Solid V- replay missions to get the true ending. Nobody does that... I would guess about 80% of people log off after that and look up the “true ending” on YouTube. Glad that aspect was covered in the review, I was curious about this game but not anymore.

Dammit! Speak like a human, child!

The first two games were so good. The concept felt a little samey after that, but 1 and 2 are solid horror stories. I recommend emulating if possible. Not sure if they're easily available otherwise.

Where the hell is my avatar

I think he uh, had to get his head checked...

It’s like reading texts from a narcissistic abuser ex. Gaslight, lie, project.

Is he that hot? He looks like a Lord of the Rings elf.

It’s so weird to use such stupid terminology in such a serious way. Your brain must be damaged and I’m truly sorry about that.

Hmm.

Frosting is cloying and ruins the flavors just by virtue of being SO FUCKING SWEET.

Jezebel is back

Does pointless sarcasm make you feel intelligent?

The first film has earned every bit of ire they have gained. But after the second film, I absolutely care about the characters.

Anyone who watched the second film and thought that it was empty, simply *wants* to have an issue with this IP. Way of Water was incredible.

Your assholery is very pervasive across these comments.

African American vernacular.

What a broad overgeneralization. I use a separate name because there are people in my previous life that would happily tank my career out of spite. It's safe and practical and I don't have to share my writing with everyone I meet. Just the ones I want to.