My grandpa, God rest his soul, had a “stiffening” Parksonism disease. (One that would cause everything to not move, instead of wobbling around.)

My daily driver is a ‘74 super autostick. It was converted to a manual by an owner in the 80's and the guy I bought it from converted it back to original. Threw in a spare trans, torque converter and an oil pump particular to the autostick when I bought it too.

It’s a medical thing.

This looks like a fucked up euro version of a GMC Jimmy. Bet you can find some of the freshest 1995 euro-crack in the glovebox too

#fishlopnik

No no, I want to hear from you! I have tons of infrastructure questions!

Dissapointed at lack of pocket protector.

I’m clearly out of practice!

Let the record state that I wore pleated khakis even though I knew they wouldn’t show up in the picture. 

You should get that checked out.

welp, all boxes are checked. Official Jalop status

“They are way lower in the JD Power list than, for example, Chevrolet.”

Love it, want it.

I would have to raise it up to ride height. Possibly a bit higher.

When this model of Civic came out I absolutely hated it, now I own a 2018. It grew on me, rapidly, every time I drove it. Factor in my son calling it the Batmobile, I really can’t complain.  Type-R is over the top to me but who knows I may just pull that trigger next.

No U-Haul box truck used? 

You’re in a place that’s known for its wonderful manual diesel wagons (BMW, Audi, Mercedes, etc) and yet you’re still looking at FCA products? You truly are a Michigan man, through and through.

This looks a lot like the start of a Lemons fleet to me ..

Did you find Torchinsky’s stash this morning?

Por favor, mais carros brasileiros, Senhor!