Before or after the wallet weight reduction? 

Don’t feed birds (or ducks or geese or anything else with feathers!) bread! It’s bad for them. It’s junk food: filling but not nutritious. When we’re not risking spreading a highly contagious disease, it’s okay to feed them bird food, not people food.

I don’t care what horsepower it makes, I’m getting physically ill from looking at those wheels.

One of these days the finance guy is going to convince me that I actually need the extended warranty. And then I’ll cancel the sale contract and go buy a car that’s reliable enough and/or offers a good enough factory warranty to not need an extended one.

At least it got to keep its shoes on.

They bought the data from Amazon.

One car family here. Motorized seats allow for memory settings. Eliminates a huge annoyance. 

Right? They have all this data and I’m not sure it’s actually useful.  I don’t think I’ve ever bought something based on their recommendations.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a new life goal.

Wow... money will tear close families apart, so I can’t imagine what would happen when there’s a $600k+ asset (and liability) standing between friends.

Are you registered to vote? Have you been at the same address for a long time?

Are you registered to vote?  That’s what got me on the list.

12 year old pictures are a huge red flag, but might be worth checking out anyway.

No fucking way they drop a court case with a $1.8 billion dollar tag because they think they weren’t in the wrong.  Not a fucking chance.  

Abby Normal is more like it and that’s not a bad thing.  (-;

How can it not be better, especially in this market, to pay the cost to repair this before selling it?

Try taking medicines in the original bottle when you have 12+ medicines between the members of the family. No thank you.

Tipping the vending machine will NOT result in free product :p

Of course! I should have known that was the answer.

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