12 year old pictures are a huge red flag, but might be worth checking out anyway.

No fucking way they drop a court case with a $1.8 billion dollar tag because they think they weren’t in the wrong.  Not a fucking chance.  

Abby Normal is more like it and that’s not a bad thing.  (-;

How can it not be better, especially in this market, to pay the cost to repair this before selling it?

Try taking medicines in the original bottle when you have 12+ medicines between the members of the family. No thank you.

Tipping the vending machine will NOT result in free product :p

Of course! I should have known that was the answer.

42.

Swam for 12 hours after his helicopter crashed.

Luckily you could just drive it in fields near the Interstate and not even worry about cracking your eggs.

Just because a small group of insane enthusiasts would pay this much for this car, doesn’t mean you have to.  No Dice, son.

The obvious choice is an option package where two additional cherubs arise from the hood to spray the windshield down for the wiper’s wash cycle.

What about this?

“See, honey? I listed it for sale, but it’s not moving the needle. Now, let’s go for a ride, ok?”

San Francisco seems like a great place to start. 

But who’s gonna think of the for-profit student loan lenders and their shareholders?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The remote was for sound competitions where you don’t sit in the car because it would blow your ear drums.

I miss Fancy Kristen.

Here’s how things went, guaranteed.

My 1917 Stephens 6 cylinder touring was one of the first mid-market cars to come standard with an electric starter. I have used the crank. You don’t want to use the crank.