I used to enjoy working on cars. Bought my house specifically because it had a huge garage, even though the house itself was tiny. Been here twenty years this month, in fact, but I haven’t turned a wrench in the last ten. And it was a BMW that killed me.

I heard there was a secret chord,

For all you folks who want to malign Jaguars and Land Rovers, shame on you. You philistines. You just can’t appreciate the beauty of these vehicles’ classically-influenced designs and old-school appointments.

Nice Price. I know just how to fix that transmission — with an LS motor and 4L60E.

• Buy FuelShark

I always imagined Fancy Kristen to be a lot younger

Similarly, I have petitioned Nissan to commission a custom Versa to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of me getting divorced from my psychotic ex wife.

Their ability and propensity to speak.

I’d have to see them before I can offer an opinion on whether or not they should, in fact, be out.

I was expecting something like. Step 1) buy a windowless van 2) buy candy babies like 3)..

“Without Samantha or at least the addition of a fourth, the sturdy table that is these women’s fictional and infuriating friendship is now a wobbly stool.”

They cant just put her in a different school? In a different district or something?

It’s a Mitsubishi Outlander.  Replacing the windshield may total the thing.

I’m more than happy not to work on the Bachelor for much less money than that, if anyone’s interested.

I was defrauded by Budget once.

Owls, there just like me!

Probably traded in to cover the markup on a Palisade

If an index finger won’t punch a hole in the frame it’s not ready for Tracy.

TL;DR

Last time I drove one of these V10s I got a whole 10 mpg no matter what I did.