Or just pay the %*!$# baggage fee to let the airline deal with your luggage, and just board the plane with a small bag or backpack that holds only the few things you’re going to need during the flight, and stick that under the seat in front of you.

I’m looking at my autographed color 8 x 10 photograph of Sgt. Preston and his trusty companion, Yukon King, right now.

At this rate, he’ll be playing for the big league Mets in no time!

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

Does this mean we’ll get the Alpine A110 here in the US? It would be a good competitor to the 4C. I’ll bet tens and tens of people will buy it.

I have been openly mocked by someone because I always prepare for the unexpected. They didn’t think it was so funny when we got caught out on a rogue trail (Not on purpose. I missed a marker.) snowshoeing on top of a mountain in NM in mid-February about 30 minutes before dusk and I was the only one who packed extra…

Once Tevin has yanked the engine, stripped out all useful parts, put it in a field and left it for five years, David Tracy will buy it back for $500, with the blown motor from the other Cherokee, figure out a way to get it to roll under its own power, and drive it to Moab in 2024. Beforehand though, he’ll post two…

It’s Jon. He undoubtedly confessed like the idiot he is.

I bet because Jon is so dumb he confessed despite the total absence of evidence

Too-honest Jon, kin of too-honest Ned, probably told him.

Pro-tip: grap barf bags from airplanes and stash them in seat back pocket in your car.

well and your face when your arms fail to stop your momentum.

That’s a lot of money and packing material for 6 Snickers.

That’s a lot of money and packing material for 6 Snickers.

But in the future, when the Koreans have surely eaten all the horses, who do you think will run the Kentucky Derby if not Norwegian women??

Then, as credits are rolling, cut to Kirk Cameron showing up and manically yelling: “THIS IS ALL SATANIC AND YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!” At which point Drogon eats him and they all have a good laugh.

You want to flush the parrots? You know the darkness of the sewers will only make them grow in size, strength, and contempt of the surface dwellers who sentenced them to a life below.

This is how David Tracy is getting his next project to Moab.

Not having a title on articles makes it difficult to actually read the article as there is no clickable link to open the article. I had to click the comments button to read the rest of the article. I’ve noticed this a few times over the past few days. Please make sure to put a title on your article.

Seriously! Does not one person in this goddamn administration understand who actually shoulders the additional cost of tariffs?

Hydrogen balloons... Lighter than helium.