My 2 yo daughter got that last week.  I always thought she could pitch for the Mets, but now I’m sure of it.

a mysterious hand injury

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

OK but is the Value Direct???

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

To you, fellow family road trip professional, I give the drive-by wave, Fig. 2.

Seriously. I mean I love Mike Trout, but I don’t need him to be a weather bunny. 

“The pilot’s balls were unavailable for comment.”

I don’t know much about duck cleaning, but I know a guy who can help with frog protection.

This reminds me of a COBOL class I had in the late 90s (yeah, it was an anachronism). The professor had been rotating a couple of years worth of curriculum, and the school discovered that somebody was selling his old programming projects too current students. When I got into the class the professor had just redesigned…

Someone needs to make an Instagram account called Robert Williams’ Wallet that just posts pictures of cities where the Celtics are not playing. “Great day out here in Burlington! #vermont #skitrip #walletswhotravel”

Williams is working on addressing the problem. “I got to start gluing it to my phone or something,” he said.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

FK doesn’t fly. She makes the Earth move to wherever she needs to be.

Shouldn’t this need a built-in tripod to really use the zoom? :)

And in other news, ICE raided Miquel’s home and deported him.

“...and steal over 600 gallons of gasoline...”

This was really the moment to aim high, if it were me I’d have asked to go to an all you can eat pork barbecue place.

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