If only we could put the two of them in a box together somewhere very, very far from the rest of society; they could together form the shittiest ouroboros. My vote is for the Scientologist bunker.

Exactly. I read your post in a Ricky Gervais from Extras voice and i completely agree. I mean that as a compliment.

As god as his witness, he thought turkeys could fly.

Whatever you do, don’t make sense when commenting on a jezebel article that has this much moral outrage. DON’T DO IT!

That had to be the dumbest comment I have read all day.....................................

Shhhh........You can’t use logic that she was arrested for outstanding warrants, that guts the whole story.

Tonight there are unanswered questions about Preston’s vehicle, but the crash resolved two of them:

You’re conflating my online persona with my real-world one. Online, I satisfy all of those requirements. In the real world, shut up. I don’t want to talk about it.

I’m all for creative license, KinjaNinja, but this premise goes way too far!

Its a good analogy. IF Sisyphus started every day 3/4 of the way up the mountain, and at this point only done it 4-5 times in recent memory.

At first, I was excited to see footage of his perfect game, but then I realized I’d just watched the GIF loop 12 times.

Genesis 2:2

I hope you are, because that shit is not okay and it is not funny.

This will make it so much easier when the sheep order pizza. Technology is so wonderful.

that’s why I drive a car made in the UK, it all balances out.

*Bike rack. Wrong side of the bike rack

Try backing into the parking space - then it’ll feel just like the East Coast.

Re: the bikini: The designer should be take this up with the Ciroc team, or the ad/production agency who owned the shoot. Just send them an invoice (and, lesson learned, don’t lend clothing for paid ad campaigns—they should buy that shit!). Ashanti didn’t pull the bikini for personal use or even one of her own…

They don’t want the child, just the child’s data is enough.

Sure, just nip off the protruding bits with an angle grinder and get at it. Your safety cage is almost halfway done.