Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

He could have gone with Bert,

Why else would you go canoeing?

Sorry, I’m confused. I’m from the Seattle area. Why is that people buy tickets after August? Are these for next season?

This stuff makes me sick and has been going on far too long.

That quote was actually about Jose Reyes.

If only someone had left details how it was done...

Oooh! I’ve got a great idea!

Ugh. Please don’t tell me this is “500 Days of Megyn”

Then he had him go ahead and come in on Sunday.

WHEN IS CHROME GOING TO COME OUT WITH ITS ANTI-AUTOPLAY VERSION ALREADY?

For $50K+ dollars, you think that psychic would have told her to cover her tracks a little better.

Don’t trouble your mind, there will always be more sub-standard homes in Waco

They aren’t legally liable. It is well-established case law that getting hit by a ball (or even a bat) flying into the stands is a known own risk for which fans have practically no legal remedy.

I used to drive a Dodge Omni in South Carolina, and the SC would compete with the solar gain coming through the rear window - and lose. Ice cold in the front, toaster oven in the back.

Nikon: See, we told you there were no women photographers. 

I wonder what the A/C take rate was for them new, compared to the rest of their segment.

It almost seemed like the runner thought: Fuck it, lets just go home and get this over with.

They needed 9 runs in the 9th inning (with 2 outs already) to not be eliminated from playoff contention. They then needed to hold the Cubs to 0 runs in the bottom of the 9th. And to make up the 16 or so game deficit on the wild card. And to hope that the Rockies, Brewers, and Cardinals each play below .100 ball the…

Sucks when someone fucks you non-consensually, doesn’t it?