My car also was stolen recently. I couldn’t believe someone took it from the Kum & Go parking lot, although the police officer was somewhat surprised that I left it running, with the door open, and a Faberge egg sitting on the passenger seat while I was inside using the bathroom for 30 minutes. People these days!

He was switched with current Pirates manager, Clint Hurdle. They show clips of that 1985 game sometimes during Pirates’ broadcasts as the game was against Pittsburgh. I am an idiot for knowing this AND for STILL being a Pirates’ fan...

It wasn’t misty. You were crying. And that’s okay. It’s going to be okay, man.

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

How am I supposed to get off without the voices coming over the PA system?

You allow your lazy-ass slacker coworkers to just *stand* around during a meeting? Planks or GTFO.

The Daily Star is the equivalent of The National Enquirer in the US so I wouldn’t take this as gospel.

Uhhhh.... If you don’t care for alcohol, why not order something you prefer, such as soda, tea, coffee, fruit juice, etc. As for me, I prefer to order coffee, and I don’t hesitate to order it in a bar. After all, who am I trying to please?

Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]

I tell people the only way you’ll ever know I won the lottery is when you never see or hear from me again.

Liar liar. I have it on good authority the bettor was a brave gentleman named Gregor McConner, who had a good feeling about putting it all on black.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Uneven tire pressure is the most likely culprit ....

“3 days. 3 days? That’s it?” - Adrian Beltre

This feels like a win-win.

You are right, the article is wrong, ASKING is never illegal.

There is nothing wrong with that tailgate.

Would be dynamite fishing, probably.

I don’t know if you can even call this beef. It’s more like beef byproduct from a bad fast food place.