Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Uneven tire pressure is the most likely culprit ....

“3 days. 3 days? That’s it?” - Adrian Beltre

This feels like a win-win.

You are right, the article is wrong, ASKING is never illegal.

There is nothing wrong with that tailgate.

Would be dynamite fishing, probably.

I don’t know if you can even call this beef. It’s more like beef byproduct from a bad fast food place.

“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” - Enzo Ferrari, or so I read

Doing the Lord’s Work

Obviously I would love to get Yu Darvish for this year’s playoff push, but yeah I am joking about Tanaka haha

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

no, a beautiful woman in the back seat calls for fogging the window !

...do... do we even have any proof the “male” Doctors have penises? Asking for a friend.

Not a single “dong” in this post.

I came here to bust the editor’s choice of the wrong car in the banner, but it’s too dusty in here for that.

GTFOH with logic like that.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”