“We’re on our way!”

Honestly, Tebow’s best shot for a career in baseball (outside of the concession stands...) is to start learning how to throw a knuckleball. The Pirates were pretty much ready to drop Tim Wakefield while he was still playing first base in single-A before he started throwing knuckleballs and eventually moved to the…

Yo, Cos. Your legacy is already secure. You’re a piece of shit sexual predator trying to use your celebrity and twist the reality of institutional racism to save your degenerate ass. You’re going on the road to cry about how you’re the victim? Man, just fuck off.

I don’t believe you have a friend with spelling that bad.

But he’d need an earpiece to remember what to say or do, so...

He should have done a wicked bunt flip.

This was clearly ISIS and not just regular contractors. How else do you explain them yelling “Allahu Snackbar” as they made off with their troves of Junior Mints and Whatchamacallits?

I still have a rage attack at least once a month at the self check out at CVS.

PSA: If you strain this hard during your Deuce you will blow an O-ring.

The Mets could definitely have been the team hitting into the sweet double play.

This team makes my heart hurt....well them, and my poor diet, but let’s go with the Mets on this one.

I hope he meant distressed on her behalf, though.
If not, well, cock alert.

Paul LePage: “ I think it’s great that a Maine woman killed a coon with her bare hands.”

“Wonder what Jonathan Papelbon is up to?”

“You know what I like.”

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

Maybe we talk to the Obama girls about how they felt about pics of their father being hung

Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

EXACTLY.