Most people should also have realized astrology wasn’t real once we determined the stars in the sky were actually celestial bodies and not patterns and messages the gods had left up there for us.

Its not about the money. As a permit holder they would be required to publicly disclose all traffic accidents

No.

I watch a LOT of Judge Judy. It shocked me at first how many family members were suing each other over what they believed were “gifts”. Just amazing. Never mix family and money unless death is involved...and then make sure you have a will.

A long time ago, I cosigned a friend’s cellphone plan. 3 years later, we had lost touch and I got a collection call from from her cellphone provider. She owed about $300.

The answer is always NO or None of your business.

It’s time for Ron Swanson’s Early Morning Learning Corner- Brought to you in part by Bourbon and Bacon. Start early kids so you can build up your tolerance and drink like a real man.

I’ve been doing the brown sugar heavy version myself, but I’ve grown sick of dealing with brown sugar bricks (yeah, there are ways to deal with this, but...), so I just make it myself by adding 2 Tablespoons of molasses to each cup of regular sugar. I just mix it up before I do anything else, because it requires a bit…

It will at first as the upwelling forms higher peaks.

Live Free or Erupt

[insert joke about outrageous college textbook prices]

I thought I had.

If I were armed with a REAL gun, I wouldn’t shoot him, because I’d be afraid that I would *JUST* wound him, while pissing him off.

I use it the exact same way. For some stupid reason, I thought it would be cool to have a yahoo account back in the 00s.

Congratulations Mr Nothingreal. For that I give you... nothing real:

Just wondering...

I keep hoping Phoenix unretires his number.

Lincoln’s krilling it.

There is no considerate volume when a person is sitting a foot away from you. Let alone the dreamy idea that people are considerate in the first place. Even Dante doesn’t have an extra hell for what this would be like.

“This will be the first time that the public will be able to watch a LIVE underwater exploration of sunken submarines AS IT’S HAPPENING”