Love grandma tips. This is a very good one.

My grandmother added a layer of cream cheese at the bottom of the pie shell before adding the pumpkin filling.

This delicious idea just snapped me— albeit momentarily— out of my post-election grief.

Honest question, what makes you think those votes would have gone to Hillary? The few Johnson supporters I know probably would have gone Trump. But that’s a small sample size so I don’t know what the norm is.

Every landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

You better lie still, you better not cry, elevate your legs- you probably won’t die.. Santa Claus has injured his spleen.

Edit: Yes, according to USA Today.

Also, “Where?”

Yes, exactly!! As much as it hurts, you feel like the one you lost deserves every moment of your suffering. You don’t want to feel better because that feels like you’re choosing to stop honoring that soul you lost. You don’t want to just get over it.

Amen brother.

Oh, you meant the guy who is the subject of the post. I thought you were doubting my assertion. My bad!

I think Jalopnik crashed it, I got this message:

“Cruise control is going to set the engine at one RPM.”

It’s the illusion of relief.

I’ve always thought anything less than a full Brink’s truck wasn’t worth the effort.

If it’s jury nullification, that’s an inept prosecutor too. Jury voir dire questioning should have minimized the chances of a jury ready to go off the rails.

jury nullification

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

I woke up one morning, gave a yawn and a cheer.
Walking to the bathroom I noticed something horrible in the mirror.
A red, round pimple had grown near my ear.