Nobody nominated a Checker Aerobus?  I’m crushed!  I also can’t upload the pic I found because the format is incompatible.

If Kevin is really assuming 50% custody of the kids, isn’t $60-thousand or so a month really half child support?

I met Rudy Giuliani twice back when he was US Attorney and hadn’t even started running for mayor.  He struck me as a decent guy back then.  I’ve always wondered what happened.

You’re right, carry-on has gotten out of hand. You’re wrong that it doesn’t take much longer to wait for your checked luggage. One time, my checked bag didn’t make the flight and the airline didn’t tell me for over an hour waiting in baggage claim. Consequently, it cost me more to get home from the airport than it did…

True, but the roomier seats are nowhere near twice as roomy, yet the seats I booked for my cross-country trim later this month would cost close to three times as much as basic coach. And when Jet Blue started offering extra legroom all those years ago, it cost about $20, so I bought it for my whole family, even though…

The airline’s PR staff were all at a conference.  This statement was issued by LATAM’s department of redundancy department.

While some additions to ice cream are, ice cream itself isn’t supposed to be crunchy. If your ice cream has crystalized when you get home, the power was out while you were away.

When a road-rage driver is following you, don’t head home. Try to find a cop, or a police station. Failing that, head for a crowded area. Just don’t go home

A church let Andy in?

If you are a lawyer, or a PR person, you are often judged by what your client does, not what you have advised him or her to do. I was a PR guy and I have lots of lawyers in my family. Whether I supported Trump or not, I would not ever accept a job as a lawyer or PR guy for him because I assume he would ignore my…

It’s simple.  If the power goes out, eat all the ice cream first.

This picture was on all the cable networks at the same time last night.  After considering it for hours, it finally struck me:  Donald Trump is The Master and we need Doctor Who now more than we ever have before.

If you’re old enough, all prices are ridiculous:  I’m old enough.

Remember Phil Spector’s mugshot?

Taylor ham, or pork roll.  What you call it depends on where you live.

Because the road also accommodates charter tour buses, and because my depth perception isn’t very good, I vote coming down the road from Yosemite Valley to Glacier Point. Coming down is worse than going up because coming down you’re on the drop off side.

A vaccine for bees?  I think it would be great if we started stinging them for a change.

Speaking of James Bond’s DB5, I’m so old, I remember (books before the movies) when Bond drove a blower Bentley.

Do they get an additional bonus if they save the company money by learning how to park those brown trucks legally?

IANAL, but if he didn’t intend to kill his wife, shouldn’t he try for manslaughter, rather than not guilty?