No dice at any price.

Anything from GM.  I’m really good at holding a grudge.  I owned a 72 Roadmonster Estate Wagon and a 79 Monte Carlo.  Fool me twice, shame on me.

It is okay to put the baby elk in the back of your car, if you’re sure the elk is house broken.

If Mr. Dorsey ran Twitter before Elon Musk ran it into the ground, presumably he is intelligent enough to realize there is no conceivable sequence of events that will result in RFK JR becoming POTUS.  That makes me wonder why the hell he’s doing this.

By any chance is there a  list of airlines Americans most prefer to patronize?

To each his own. I have absolutely no problem with someone leaving in the middle of the night, as long as that someone is someone else, and not me.

These are good ideas, but try to avoid sunburn in the first place. Sunburn causes skin cancer.  When I was a kid we didn’t know that. So, I just had my latest skin cancer removed last week.

Off days, fine, but when I’m on vacation, I’m not leaving at 3:00 AM, or driving through the night. I’m on vacation!

I own a 15-year-old pick up and a 9-year-old CUV. I like cars. I don’t buy them very often because I hate the purchasing process. I will grant that the internet gives a buyer more information than was formerly available, there’s still an information imbalance there.

And here I thought Mobius Strips were cool.

A slide show of videos?  The mind boggles.  Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should do it.

Let’s be clear here. “The Alabama football coach-turned-senator. . .”

Depending on the quality of the stock tank and an above-ground pool, the stock tank could cost the same, or even more.

The folks at Cornell ought to know how high a fence needs to be. I saw a TV documentary once that showed a deer jumping a six-foot chain-link fence without a running start. Where did the deer do that? Cayuga Heights, a village just north of the Cornell campus.

There are lots of reasons you can stop while on the road. For instance, fuel, food, stretching your legs, bathroom breaks, sight-seeing, sleep. The rule is never stop for just one. Fuel? Bathroom break too. Lunch, take a little walk, while one person orders the food and another gets gas, etc.

I don’t know if I’d call it worst, or just lamest, but I nominate “The Wonder Years.” If he really loved her, he should have found a way to go to Paris to surprise her. When he arrived, he would have been surprised to find her living with her professor and he would then have left heart-broken.

My wife suggests that they may have forgotten to feed the hamster.

I have occasionally dreamt that I can’t sleep. How do I know? Once in a while, I’ll wake up and look at my clock. Later the same night, I’ll wake up again, look at the clock again, and find that it’s earlier than it was the first time.

My town’s Memorial-Day parade is a couple of blocks from  my house.  I walk there and forget about driving.

When my shower head dripped, it’s always been because the valve has gone south.  Have to replace its guts.  Then, it works much better.