PR move. As you said, the federal government can’t do much.  Plus, according to my records of what I pay to fill up my car, gas prices jumped 50 cents a gallon last October.  If this was anything more than a PR move, he should have done it last October.  Even if it was just a PR move, he should have done it much…

Interesting,  still I’m curious as to how anything can be small for its size.

Well, he has played a doctor before.

Wrong marketing strategy. Pay extra to sit in a seat that doesn’t have these.

If you’re not a cop, it’s not your job to enforce the speed limit. If people want to pass you, don’t block them. In addition to making you an asshole, it also turns other people into assholes by causing them to develop road rage.

Maybe it’s a good idea, but it won’t be smooth sailing.  Is Mr. Farley aware of just how powerful auto-dealer associations are?

It would take longer to read that whole paragraph of instructions than it would to count to three, so BOOM!

Try to collect on that bill on the time it took to count your payment.

Prescription meds.  Unless you’re like me.  My camera bag weighs about 30 pounds.  That’s my carry-on.  I check everything else.  My meds are also in my camera bag.  What if they want to force me to check the camera bag?  Well, it does also have around a dozen lithium-ion batteries for the cameras and the laptop. so…

That’s a shooting break?  Growing up, I was taught that a shooting break had two doors.  Of course, BMW sells 4-door coupes, so it looks as if nothing is sacred.

616 square meters?  I just want to take a few selfies and post them on social media.  This will be useful in very rare circumstances, but whatever it costs, I doubt the average cell-phone customer will want to pay extra for it.

If you didn’t do it in a Park Avenue or a Roadmaster, I’m not sure it counts.

Both of mine.  Ready for newer ones.  Hoping the inflated prices go down before either of them die.

I’m assuming green glass recycles into green sand. That’ll take a little getting used to.  Otherwise, sounds like a good idea.

It says right on the package you shouldn’t use Q-tips to clean your ears. However, I suspect that if everyone who currently uses Q-tips to clean their ears stopped, Unilever would probably go bankrupt within a month.

When I lived in an apartment, I used “Angel Baby” by Rosie and the Originals for that sort of thing. While I have heard recordings of the late Ms. Hamlin singing on key, this, which reached #5 in late 1960, isn’t one of those. Also, I read somewhere that the guy who played sax on the song was a professional musician,…

My upstairs neighbors are really noisy. I want to paste these to my ceiling and instead of cancelling noise turn their floor into a speaker. Then, I’ll play music they hate really loud, and then go on vacation for a few weeks.

Two questions:

Damn you!  Now I want a nice, big stack of waffles, and I’m diabetic.

Damn you!  Now I want a nice, big stack of waffles, and I’m diabetic.

Splitting is really unnecessary. I put a whole Oreo in my mouth, take a sip of milk, and let the combination dissolve in my mouth.