If I understand correctly, if you can use the plane again, it’s a great landing.  So, not a great landing.

His name is still all over social anti-social, and unsocial media. I guess he really didn’t need a PR department.

If you want your kids to achieve the maximum return on investment in those loose teeth, have them lose the teeth at grandma’s  house, not at home.

Bless you for doing the work of any and all deities.

How did this happen?  Didn’t the snake have to go through gate security?  Didn’t it have to wear a mask while in the cabin?  All the passengers do.

The fact that South of the Border is on your list doesn’t say much for the status of favorite road trip stops.

Despite your recommendation, I bought my wife some flowers. The florist asked if I wanted to enclose a card. I told him, “I think she knows who they’re from.”

But if it did that, someone might fall out of bed.

It might be useful for social distancing if you were transporting someone who might have COVID to a testing site.

You forgot coal dust.

I’ve never shot up a car, or had mine shot up.  However, with every roadside sign I’ve ever seen shot up, it’s pretty obvious which side of the sign the shooter was on.  It makes me wonder why the cops bought this idiot’s story in the first place.

Or, if you’d like a shorter article, “They discharge built-up static electricity.”

What I think is odd about Amazon’s data collection is how they use your shopping to suggest you buy the same thing you just bought, or something very similar, and how they use it to suggest something useless.

Does Joe Rogan have any reasonable opinions?

A defendant serving as his or her own lawyer can be awfully dangerous. While questioning Ms. Daniels, he can get an answer like I saw in a murder trial where one defendant cross-examined another.

I can sympathize to a certain extent, but certainly not to the degree claimed. I got my fingers caught in the trunk lid of Buick some years ago, because I thought I had only partly closed it. When I reached to open it up again, it clamped down. It hurt, but fortunately I was able to get my fingers out.

Not, “a written agreement,” a legally-binding contract! And lawyers—one for each of you, not one for both.

I would serve on a jury if called, and always respond to the subpoena. I’m also always excused. Last time I was called, I went to the court a week in advance, told them I had a medical test to determine if I had cancer on that day at that time, but could come later in the day. They said forget it. So, I forgot it.…

If they’re going for diversity, they should surely bring back the tan ones, and have some polka-dot ones for we freckle-faced Irish and Irish-American customers as well. Perhaps if it’s not too controversial, also a few white ones?

Back when cash for clunkers came along, I had two cars. One was good. The other was a clunker. The problem I had was the good car qualified for the program, but the clunker didn’t.