I was thinking the same thing, but there haven’t been any Hess stations anywhere near where I live in years.

Unique means only. It doesn’t mean rare. This car is rare, but it is neither unique nor wonderful. It is also, dangerous.

You said “subordinate husband to wife.” Isn’t that exactly the opposite of what actually happens in this brand of extreme Christian fundamentalism? Isn’t the wife subordinate to the husband?

I bought a Chrysler T&C about 20 years ago from a Chrysler dealer (is there such a thing as a legit dealer?). Title delayed. They said Chrysler’s finance arm was swamped. I finally showed up in person, demanded satisfaction. Said they were violating NJ law by not producing a timely title, and I was violating NY law by…

Why do we censor nipples, when every human has them?

Little-known fact:  Less than a year after the original version was made, the Grinch passed away because of that enlarged heart.

But bagels are addictive! I mean seriously.

If you had stopped after saying nobody should remake “The Christmas Song” because Nat King Cole has already done it, I’d be with you. Mel Torme wrote the song, and he should have pulled his recording because Cole did it.

You had to remind me about “The Day After Tomorrow.” I know professional reviewers didn’t hate it quite the way I do, but I’ve always said it’s a movie that must be served with giblet gravy and cranberry sauce!

Well, it is uglier than a fox body or a MGB-GT.  And, it is somebody else’s project.  Those are its strong points.  So ND.

5 grand seems like a lot to me. I mean, first you buy the car, then you have to buy a car (or more than that) to make it a car.

_{Let’s not dismiss his excuse out of hand.  Blow-up dolls can make very good company for a lonely guy.  At least, that’s what I’m told.}

Will the new Miata come in a larger, or at least slightly longer size?  Maybe they can make them like commercial airliners and allow prospective purchasers to pay a little extra for more legroom.

A Catherine Deneuve?  Sure.  A 4-speed Monarch?  Trust me, no.

Maybe, but IIRC, there was one with Catherine draped all over the hood of a Cougar. Of course, I don’t recall correctly as often as I once did.

A little tip for getting through the line faster. I have a jacket with zippered pockets. When I go through x-ray, I put my keys, any coins, my cell phone, and other small stuff in the pockets of that jacket, zip them closed so the things don’t fall out, and put that in a bin. It has always passed screening without a…

I swear there was one with her draped all over a Mercury Cougar (the best), but I can’t find it anywhere. So, second best: Catherine Deneuve for Mercury Monarch. Loved her Mercury commercials, but they didn’t move me to buy one.

Counterweights would certainly improve the drivability of some vehicles. However, for reasons unfathomable, kinja won’t let me post a picture of the “Little Red Wagon” popping a wheelie this morning. Sorry folks.

I’m a foot taller than my wife, so it stands to reason that there ought to be some tall women with shorter men as well. It’s only fair.

“Urea is mainly produced with coal or natural gas as a byproduct of industrial ammonia production.”