Facebook messenger is coming after my money.  Isn’t everybody?

Cool, but how do you watch TV on a cardboard box that kind of looks like a TV?

It’s not that hard, really. I have confidence in you.

Finding things I’ve lost is why I have a wife.

Finding things I’ve lost is why I have a wife.

Little-known fact:  The Grinch died about a year later, due to his enlarged heart.

Clearly, what this country needs is bulletproof thoughts and prayers.

I get nervous when I’m not on line.

My two current vehicles are 14 and 7-years old. And, I bought the 7-year-old one from a dealer whose mom I went to high school with. In that instance, the day I picked up the car and paid by certified check, I was still there for almost five hours. That will give you an idea how much I love the car-buying process. I’d…

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Had I seen the original article, I would have suggested Nissan Armada.  Sales literature for this truck didn’t even indicate if it could float.

Remember newspapers and magazines?  The ads in those didn’t block the content.

They only have one more episode to make sense of any of this.  Do you think they can?  I don’t.

Don’t most floating shelves have a finished underside too?

Texas has a two-year budget of about $250 billion. That, in the words of Bullwinkle J Moose, is antihistamine money. Nothing to sneeze at.

It’s a slide show, so I won’t read it, but It’s a Wonderful Life isn’t really a Christmas movie, nor is Bells of Saint Mary’s. or Going My Way.

They’ve gotta control the market. This stuff doesn’t grow on . . . .

I sympathize with the complaint about the oversized carry-on. My backpack is right at the limit. But, it contains all my meds, and all my camera gear. And the camera gear includes 9 Lithium-ion batteries. If they tell me at the gate to check the bag and remove everything from it that has to fly in the cabin, the empty …

Speed limits are still secret in lots of places.  You can exceed the posted speed limit in lots of places without consequence.  The allowable variance, however, is something you’ll only learn when you exceed that variance in the presence of a law-enforcement officer, or a speed camera.

The Long Island Expressway (nothing express about it) sure! However, I’m surprised the Staten Island Expressway (not a damned thing express about it either) and the Belt Parkway aren’t also on this list for the New York metro area.

Betcha their honey tastes funny.