If Facebook can change its name so quickly, what’s taking the Washington Football Team so long?

Hooray! I hate using my phone for Instagram, because I can touch type.

and light-duty shelves with the keyhole hangers too. Why are those keyhole hangers never placed 16 or 24 inches apart?

Been in and out of MCO lots of times, but always in a rental.  I live about 30 minutes from JFK.  Nobody is going to steal either of my cars, but depending on the length of my trip there isn’t much difference between parking there or taking a limo to and from the airport.  So, I take the limo.  

Shouldn’t the Samurai be upside down?

I’ve got a scary Hallowe’en costume.  I put on a suit and tie, grab a clipboard and measuring tape and go door-to-door telling people I’m the tax assessor.  Top that!

Haven’t you heard? Due to the COVID crisis, along with a shortage of everything else but shortages, there’s a crisis-level shortage of editors.

Speaking of refusing on religious grounds, I have a friend who avoided going to mandatory chapel services during Army basic training by insisting that he was a bed worshiper. Unsurprisingly, the second sabbath that he succeeded with this plan, he garnered a lot of converts to his bed-worshiping religion.

Instead of calling this mission NS-18, I expected them to call it Mission

I know.  That’s why I made the comment in an attempt at levity.

Will it fit my Rebel  T1i?

More than give those things up. If they left the union on a peaceful basis, they’d have to buy all the federal assets within their borders. Presumably, that would require a huge amount of government bonds and huge tax increases  to carry the debt load.

Hard pass.

My Hyundai has a misaligned backup camera too. It drives me a little nuts. But it does have mirrors on both sides.  I asked the dealer if it could be adjusted. The answer I got was no, or something that meant no. I don’t quite recall which.

Who owns the copyright on the first one? The carcass or the bear?

DA Mathis sometimes goes by the alias Captain Obvious!

Has she had measles?  Polio?

Agreed. A narrow margin of victory is less than five percent. If you lose by less than five percent in a race for Congress, you may be able to get outside funding for a second attempt.  No professional political operative considers about nine percent, or about 86 percent to be narrow margins.

“Dox: search for and publish private or identifying information about (a particular individual) on the internet, typically with malicious intent.”

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