I’m fine with headlights under glass.  I want to string up whoever thought up the idea of headlights under plastic, so you have to polish the damned things at least once a year.

Catherine Deneuve for Mercury?  Especially the one with her draped all over a Cougar, not the Monarch  one.  I didn’t find the Cougar one during a brief search of the internet, but Catherine Deneuve for the Mercury Cougar.

Is the Topper really a Harley?  Does it leak oil?

The headline says money can’t buy you love.  The last paragraph suggests it can.  Which is it?

I saw one of these on the road yesterday.  I still don’t understand the marketing.  This vehicle is so different from what we’ve come to expect a Mustang to be.  Perhaps it would have been smart to pick a different name.

I’ve got just an inkling that someone’s being a trifle sarcastic.

The judge will most likely succeed in protecting the queen’s privacy.  I mean in 90 years, Queen Elizabeth II will most likely have passed away.

Not only don’t try it at home, don’t try it anyplace else either.

Took my wife to the hospital to have our son in our ‘71 Beetle.  Picked her up in a ‘72 Buick Roadmonster Estate Wagon.  With the wagon, instead of taking everything we needed for the kid in the Beetle, we could take everything we had for the kid in the Buick, including the Beetle.

Okay, but where I live, the tax assessor has a picture of my house on line too.

In Rhode Island?

I betcha seatbelts made your brother’s testicles swell too.

Who can blame them? After all, I mean, Freedom!

This was a very, very long time ago. So long that the car in question was a Datsun 510, less than six-months old.  I liked that car (except for the carb icing) but hopefully all cars have improved a lot since then.

I certainly don’t approve, but having endured a black-cab ride across London on a Saturday afternoon about three years ago, I can sympathize, at least a little.

I’d be concerned that the car parked on the right is owned by someone who is trying to take over the space in question by adverse possession.

This ad leaves me with questions. First the claim that bald eagles will circle overhead. I doubt it, at least where I live. Bald eagles around here live on fish and are especially fond of eels.

I don’t live in or near Chicago. I’ve only been there twice, and those two times, the difference in temperature was 115 degrees or so. When it was 23 below zero, having parked outdoors overnight, I started my car which had a manual transmission. The lube in the tranny was basically frozen. I had to back around the…

Not withstanding this impressive range report, I still can’t drive non-stop from LA to SF without a catheter.

If any of the anti-vax people have ever eaten hot dogs, they have no business being concerned about what’s in the vaccine.