Just a guess, but still, I’m pretty sure what the first two words out of his mouth were on that occasion.

More importantly, what was that woman doing flying around in a kayak?

Blueberries won’t grow outside everywhere, so this article should add YMMV.

People in New York frequently claim that Jersey drivers are the worst. Not true.

Big deal. I did it a few years ago in three days. I could have done it in two, but I stopped in Reno for Hot August Nights.

When you compete for a Darwin award by street racing, you’re supposed to be attempting suicide, not murder.  Plus, even if you’re that stupid, carrying passengers while racing is a whole other level.

You absolutely can drive an old Beetle 2096 miles without emptying the gas tank or refilling it either.  But you don’t need a Fuel Save or a Fuel Shark to do that.  You have to strap the car to a flatbed truck.

Goodbye and good luck.  In the next thing you write, please try not to bury the lede.

The purchaser should reply, “I will stop in if the price is lower.”

Meaning he paid for the vehicle while standing close to it.

When faced with that kind of answer to a question as reasonable as yours, I sometimes (pretty rarely actually, but it makes me feel better) get results with the following sentence.

Just to ease people’s minds, I received my second shot of the pfizer vaccine on March 9th, and as of this moment, Bill Gates hasn’t told me to do a damned thing.

I know nothing about them and their family history.  However, when two people are at odds and one of them does everything possible to shame the other, while the second remains silent, I tend to sympathize with the silent one.

Both are evil, but you don’t have to be a racist to be a Karen.

Wisteria, morning glories, English ivy, and bamboo. Where I live, it’s illegal to plant bamboo.

One thing wrong with politics in the USA is that too many people are willing to excuse things that are wrong if they agree politically with the person accused of wrongdoing. It doesn’t seem to matter whether the politician in the wrong is liberal or conservative either.

Many years ago, a friend asked me to dub one of his 8-track tapes on to a cassette. As 8-tracks tended to do, this one had a song that was interrupted when the player moved from one track to another.

Does the honey have to be frozen to give the person eating it the shits?  Or is it consuming a large amount of it that does the job?

It will never be my problem, but I do not understand why someone would buy a beautiful car like this and drive it an average of less than 70 miles a year.

I can’t help wondering what were the first two words the owner/driver of the truck said as he realized what was happening.