I wish they’d make up their minds.  My wife and I are in different high-risk groups.  We aren’t immuno-compromised, but we do have ailments that make us more susceptible to the disease.  So, we got vaccinated as soon as the shots were made available to us.  That was almost six months ago.  If we’re going to need…

I’d like a Miata, but I need an extra-large, and they don’t come in that size.

Maybe, but it depends on what I have to do to prove it.

Correct.  In fact, I was under the impression that using the word affordable and the trademark Apple in the same sentence was prohibited by federal law.

If an older male traveler can prove he has an enlarged prostate, the airline should charge the other passengers in his row so that he can have an aisle seat. After all, an afflicted customer is going to have to get out of that seat more than once on the flight.

I understand turn signals are a rarely selected dealer-installed option.

If this flight had happened on April 21, I would have cited the first manned orbital mission.  Since it happened on the anniversary of the moon landing, that’s why I mentioned it.

There’s an old saying:  Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.  If you can use the plane again, it’s a great landing.  Even if the plane needs some repair now, looks like a great landing to me.

The beginning?  You do know that 52 years ago today, Apollo 11 landed on the moon, don’t you?

In my neighborhood, there’s a really old house with a witch’s bend in the chimney.  If anyone gets caught in the bend, that’s how we tell.  No need to look for marks, or poke anyone.

Democrats!  It’s your patriotic duty to move into Rep. Greene’s district in time to register to vote in the November 2022 election.

Proving that she doesn’t understand the first amendment only applies to government restriction.

Is it either/or, or is it AND?

Way back in 1959, Kurt Vonnegut published a book called “The Sirens of Titan.” In that book, there’s a church, the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. It seems that Nietzsche was wrong, according to that church. God hasn’t stopped intervening in our lives because he died. God is bored with us, and off doing stuff…

Me too.  Where did I say anything about tailgating?

You are doing God’s work. Thank you. Now how do I shut off the auto-fill/correct that Microsoft has seen fit to recently add to my Outlook software?

When you hang a ceiling fan, it comes with a plate that attaches to the electric box. The plate has a hook on it so you can attach the fan to the hook while you wire the fan. That makes it much easier than trying to support the fan and wire it at the same time.

If this was 1961, I could understand calling long hair on a man controversial. But it isn’t 1961, it’s 2021. It’s not as common as it was some years back, but why should anyone care, or even mention it?

I’m not sure they can hear me, but often when I’m driving behind another vehicle which is going way to slowly to suit me, I can be heard by passengers in my car to remark (or even yell), “The one on the right makes it go faster.”

We should encourage all criminals, terrorists, revolutionaries, and every other manner of criminal, to plan their misdeeds on publicly accessible social media platforms. It will help the cops catch them.