Make a lot of politicians mad too.  Lots of people running for office give out lots of bumper stickers with their names on them.

Many years ago, I saw a fox-body Mustang with the license plate 6ULDV8 on Long Island.  I wonder if the DMV ever figured that one out.

This “They might get ahead of me” attitude is what makes me think that racists must believe that they (the racists) are the inferior ones. If they didn’t thing they were inferior, why would they devote so much time and effort to keeping other groups (who might actually be equal or superior) down? Racism, at its root,…

I used to visit my son in college, a little over 1,100 miles away. When I went solo, I’d make the trip in one day. The more people you have in the car, the more often you have to stop, if for no other reason than everyone doesn’t need to go to the bathroom at the same time.

“Yellowstone biologists consider grizzlies’ bodily health based on a 1-to-5 scale, with 1 being in the worst shape and 5 being the worst. When he was captured, 168 was rated a zero.”

I used to work for someone who kept telling me there was no need to reinvent the wheel. I said that was true, but you still had to come up with “new and improved” model wheels now and then, so people would buy them before their old wheels wore out completely.

I wouldn’t want to be bitten where that guy was bitten (and I don’t mean Australia) by a snake or anything/anyone else. Apparently, Indy’s fear of snakes was justified.

You are assuming that all three of the occupants were idiots, and that may be the case, but maybe not.

I’m sorry that he’s sorry.

I agree with you about the space blanket, but the foil-faced builder’s foam insulation would break if you didn’t put it on the floor of the car.

The war on drugs is as effective, or maybe less effective than prohibition was.

Talk about burying the lede.

“I do wish it had a bit of foil or insulation in it to reflect some body heat back to you on the coldest of nights, as I got a bit chilly when it dropped below freezing,”

If they’ve lost my luggage, I’d just like them to own up to it. Once, when flying from Colorado Springs to JFK, it cost me more to go home 30 miles from the airport than it cost to fly most of the way across America because I had a car service and I had to pay for the car waiting while they screwed me around about…

You used to be able to go to ETSY and get a Blue Screen of Death t-shirt in 14 colors.  No more.  Today, I could only find them in blue.  Now that ETSY has got the message, Microsoft makes a change and black is the new blue.

Surgery?  I’m just glad they didn’t have to put it in a cast.

I doubt that banning fireworks will help much.  All forms of fireworks, even sparklers, are illegal where I live, and you’d never know it at this time of  year.  Dogs in my neighborhood are all hiding under beds.

The one I’m trying to build to replace the one that’s currently falling down. In nearly a year, I’m in close to $4,000 in architects plans, permits and fees, but still haven’t got approval from the local government. And, all I want to do is tear down the one I have which does not meet code, and replace it with a new,…

Sure the NSA would deny it, even if it were true, said every conspiracy theorist ever.

You need letterhead with the bat signal on it, your company name, and your company motto: “Wasting time for the medical profession since 2014.” Using that letterhead, bill them $175 an hour for your time and see if that gets you anything.