What is the illustration at the top of this article supposed to represent? I can’t If the illustration is supposed to indicate the dimensions of this new car, even if I lost all my weight, I don’t think I’ll be able to fit in a car whose overall length is about four inches.  The current model is already too small for…

I don’t ordinarily ask about side effects before I take a drug, because I don’t want to imagine any if I don’t actually have them.  I should have had one exception.  I can have insomnia without any help from drugs. One time, my doctor prescribed an antihistamine for me. The pharmacist told me it wouldn’t make me…

Order two and send one of them to Pablo Sandoval.

I spray insect repellant directly on the mosquitos.  I find it fills them with self-loathing.

Why is everybody putting mustard on watermelon?

Drove a ‘73 and a ‘74 Cutlass coupe as company cars. They were pretty big for mid-sized cars. As you said, not efficient. Liked the ‘73 better. I thought the ‘74 was not as nice looking. The 5 mph bumpers weren’t carried off well and the seatbelt interlock was really annoying (I always wear mine). The only real…

Local show and shine events. Went to two this weekend, and they were jammed, both with cars and with spectators! I like to go and photograph collectible cars.  Obviously they were cancelled last year which probably accounts for the huge turnout so far this year.  In fact, the two I attended were so crowded with both…

How about I just Google it?

I had no objection when we had to say the pledge every morning and at assemblies sixty years ago.  I did think it strange that at one assembly, they had a student who was a British subject lead it.

Leaving a network TV show in disgrace while under contract remains one of the best-paying gigs anyone can get. I was a broadcaster at one time (nowhere near that level), and I’m still annoying, but nobody has ever paid me even a dollar to go away.

With those tiny windows, I doubt it’s any more tolerable to sleep in during the summer months than an un-modified box truck.

Hanging a mirror in the bathroom in a location which makes it mandatory for a male guest to watch himself urinating.

My wife and I are at that awkward time of year where she has the AC blasting in our bedroom and I’m sleeping under an electric blanket which is turned up to broil.

The “butter” they put on popcorn years back when I went to movie theaters wasn’t actually butter.

I believe the extremely well-paid on-camera employees of the Today Show and other live TV shows should do what they feel compelled to do.

If your adult child doesn’t speak to you for 10 years, not even when you’re dying, that may be a strong hint. That’s one thing that helped me figure out my mom was toxic.

Again?

Pouring water on a grease fire? Everybody knows you don’t do that. What they need is the world’s biggest box of baking soda.

Meat, hard cheese, crackers, etc., sure.  However, if you’re truly going to the wilderness, why are you bringing a cooler, a platter, and a cutting board? And, if you’re truly going to the wilderness, pre-slicing everything increases its surface area, exposing more of it to the air and increasing the likelihood of…

Since they sell the cookies for $5 a box, how does selling 200-million boxes generate only $800-million in revenue?