How about I just Google it?

I had no objection when we had to say the pledge every morning and at assemblies sixty years ago.  I did think it strange that at one assembly, they had a student who was a British subject lead it.

Leaving a network TV show in disgrace while under contract remains one of the best-paying gigs anyone can get. I was a broadcaster at one time (nowhere near that level), and I’m still annoying, but nobody has ever paid me even a dollar to go away.

With those tiny windows, I doubt it’s any more tolerable to sleep in during the summer months than an un-modified box truck.

Hanging a mirror in the bathroom in a location which makes it mandatory for a male guest to watch himself urinating.

My wife and I are at that awkward time of year where she has the AC blasting in our bedroom and I’m sleeping under an electric blanket which is turned up to broil.

Have those too.

The “butter” they put on popcorn years back when I went to movie theaters wasn’t actually butter.

I believe the extremely well-paid on-camera employees of the Today Show and other live TV shows should do what they feel compelled to do.

Get back to me when they develop a suit for really slow swimmers with two bad shoulders.

If your adult child doesn’t speak to you for 10 years, not even when you’re dying, that may be a strong hint. That’s one thing that helped me figure out my mom was toxic.

Again?

It’s possible, but if it happened, it’s more likely that intelligent life has colonized areas of the universe without any cohesive structure.

Pouring water on a grease fire? Everybody knows you don’t do that. What they need is the world’s biggest box of baking soda.

Meat, hard cheese, crackers, etc., sure.  However, if you’re truly going to the wilderness, why are you bringing a cooler, a platter, and a cutting board? And, if you’re truly going to the wilderness, pre-slicing everything increases its surface area, exposing more of it to the air and increasing the likelihood of…

Since they sell the cookies for $5 a box, how does selling 200-million boxes generate only $800-million in revenue?

I pay to check my clothes. I keep my laptop, cameras and prescription medicines in my camera backpack. If it doesn’t fly in the cabin, neither do I. Yes, it does weigh about 30 pounds, but it does meet the size requirement and clearly I need the meds. The rest of the stuff is small, easily stolen, easily fenced and…

The ad has been up for 7 days, so it appears that people who have the price of entry are voting ND.

Traveling from Texas to Watkins Glen at this time of year, it could be awfully hot sleeping in the Suburban.  I think I’d be team tent.  I’d also consider an air mattress either instead of, or in addition to the mattress topper.  I’d be less concerned about sleeping in the Suburban in cooler weather, and would not use…

Pretzels--Snyder’s to be specific. The minis you can pop in your mouth, or the sourdough nuggets. I love their big sourdough pretzels, but don’t like to eat them in the car because crumbs.