I know I’m odd in other ways, but I do not drink for personal reasons, and I’ve never had alcohol pushed on me in a business setting or felt any pressure of any kind because I don’t imbibe.  I gather that’s odd too.

worst movie?  Every second feature.

More taxing for me to introduce in-laws to each other. My future wife and my mom had met each other many times, just as I had met her parents, but my widowed mom and my future wife’s parents had not met. After wifey and I got engaged, my in-laws invited my mom to their house for a dinner meet-up with the them and the…

I thought I broke my tailbone. My doctor asked me if I had it x-rayed. I asked him if it was broken, would he put it in a cast. He said no, he’d give me a pillow. I’m pretty sure he didn’t literally mean “give.” I asked him if I couldn’t have a pillow without an x-ray. He didn’t answer me.

I thought I broke my tailbone. My doctor asked me if I had it x-rayed. I asked him if it was broken, would he put it…

Sure, but you didn’t factor in labor at the dealer.

Especially when your audience is a bunch of Jalops, I think it more important to explain what the heck the Darien Gap is than what a Corvair is. Granted, you did explain it eventually, but should have done so sooner.

Importing this was a giant headache.  When (not if) anything breaks, getting parts will be a huge pain in the ass!  ND at any price.

David, you can probably buy this engine for maybe 7 cents a pound (that’s what scrap goes for where I live), rebuild it on your kitchen table, and put it in one of your wreck/projects.  That’s gotta be your next series for Jalop.

It’s bad enough I live somewhere that involves shoveling sidewalks and driveways. Why is someplace where you have to clear snow off the roof even considered habitable?

FUBAR in the full military meaning of the acronym.  Not original enough or in good enough condition to be collectible.  Overdrive is nice, but you don’t want to drive one of these on a highway.  They don’t have zero safety features.  They have some negative number of safety features.

I own a 13-year-old pickup truck. Recently, I received a mailer from a dealer for that brand, telling me it could take my old vehicle off my hands, put me in a new one, AND reduce my monthly payment.

“B.J. Thomas, the Grammy-winning songwriter behind “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head” and “Hooked on a Feeling,” died at home in Texas on Sunday. He was 78"

Where I live, you need a decibel meter to enforce most noise complaints. I can shout loudly enough to peak the meter above the limit, when measured from the required distance, but I can’t do it for very long and not many people can do it at all.

I got my second shot almost three months ago.  Where’s my prize?

It might work.  They only have to convince one juror in twelve.

When I was 16, to be kind, my home life was tumultuous. Without telling her what was going on, I depended on my 15-year-old girlfriend for virtually all of the stability in my life. If I kept from her what was disturbing me, I certainly wouldn’t tell these yutzes, especially in a group setting

I’ve found a few anti-vax t-shirts, but how come there isn’t one that says, “Save the COVID virus?”

It’s a little-known fact, but the rapture happened on Tuesday of this week (the 25th). However nobody was judged devout enough to go directly to heaven, so the event passed unnoticed.

“It looks like the all-American cross country road trip will remain a financial shit-show for the foreseeable future.”

Since I got my two shots, I’ve wanted to win a Nobel Peace Prize, fool around first, and then get divorced.