Not surprising.  Old age is a leading cause of death.

Given the choice between kale and two injections, give me the shots please.

If it really had a Borgward drive train, the four speed would be on the column. If it was an Isabella it would, anyway.  Also, they spelled Igor wrong, but they probably know that.

Agreed.  But you’re not looking at these through David Tracy’s eyes.

When Leila wraps her head in aluminum foil to keep “THEM” from bombarding her with cosmic rays, I hope she knows it’s critical to  keep the shiny side out.

Know the boundaries of the school district and verify what school district you’re in. I had a real estate agent lie to me (or possibly just be wrong) about the school district, which would have had a major impact on the value of the home he was trying to sell me.

She seems very unlikely to succeed. Some Republicans won’t vote for her because she’s trans. Some members of the GOP won’t vote for her either because she first supported or later abandoned support of Trump. Some LGBT people won’t vote for her because she’s Republican. Also, there are others seeking the GOP nomination…

Hoovie’s garage already did that.

What you consider an advantage, I consider a disadvantage. I’m so old I grew up on 45 singles. When I got a cassette deck in my car, I started making mix tapes. Even though I made a lot of them, I listened to them a lot and got to the point where I almost always knew what was coming next.

Whenever a DI screws up, the punishment should always be pushups!

In the ice cream department, Baskin Robins many years ago had bing cherry sherbert. I’d go back there if I knew they were selling it again.

I’ll just take issue with the headline and say they planned a half-assed wedding.

“Such devices are illegal for civilians to use in Louisiana,”

I’m in favor of cars, which is why I live on this planet, but celebrating cars on earth day strikes me as somehow counter-intuitive.

Obviously, this has already cost more money than he can ever recoup by selling the end product. Question is has it already also eclipsed whatever he gets paid for writing about it?  I am leaning toward yes, it has.

A Vega with 31 miles on it.  Just how rusty is it?

I used to work at a business next to a railroad station. The business provided parking for its employees as parking for railroad customers was kind of scarce. One day, I got a ticket for parking on the street because some commuter parked in my space. The cop even told me he recognized my car, but there was nothing he…

I’m not sure that’s what’s meant by the phrase, “Giving someone the finger.”

Update:  Simon & Schuster won’t distribute it after all.  https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/apr/16/simon-schuster-book-breonna-taylor-jonathan-mattingly-the-fight-for-truth

He’s a drill sergeant.  Obviously, for punishment he should be required to do pushups--all the pushups in the world.  That would be one way to demonstrate that karma is in fact a bitch.