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Oh, no. There are a lot more Scotsmen, Irishmen and Welshmen on the show. Plus all of the various Scandinavians.

Man, this guy's really mellowed out since he's been outed as a sexual predator. In the old days he would have already blamed Beyonce for these Nazi rallies.

You can't explain that.

Yeah, he's one of the good Alien Jesuses.

Sure, we all love the Imp. Let's talk about him.

This might surprise you, but some of those guys are actually English.

"This is for your show's slight decline in quality over the years!"

When it is inevitably compared to The Dark Tower, IT is going to look especially faithful.

Fellow AV Clubbers, in a moment as profoundly sad as this, a reflection on the time spent here is often the only refuge. Our time on this site was always meant to be finite, and as such should not be measured by it's length but by its quality alone. Though our years together might seem like a flicker now that the

Believe me, you could pay me no greater compliment than recognizing and anticipating my own personal sense of humour.

The AV Club

Hey, I'm fine with Snarkers, but I won't share a boat with those dirty novelties.

CHICAGO IS MY KIND OF TOWN

And not even that. He's admitted that Dr. Strange was mainly a Ditko creation anyway.

I'll get the noose ready.

What?

Spider-Man Homecoming is still going, eh? It must be nice to be able to get 4 million every week and not know whether to invest it in the next film or just throw it on the fire.

Aw, don't tell me when it starts. I want it to come at me as a shock, like sudden death.

Stan "I'll take credit for everyone's ideas" Lee

Never read Kamandi, is there a Challengers of the Unknown reboot on the horizon?