Sarcasm? On the AV Club? This is a first.

Anaconda is way too silly to be considered a horror film.

I ,too, wonder why they don't show pictures of upcoming battles.

I have, unfortunately, not played Fallout 4 yet.

Honestly, Linda Belcher looked pretty hot on Archer.

Over too quickly.

See you in hell. I'll bring the hot sauce.

This seems like a good opportunity to show this animated crossover of Archer and Bob's Burgers (the other one):

If I learned anything from Green Street Hooligans, it's that Millwall fans are all violent criminals who are only too happy when asked to murder women and children.

This man is a disgrace to the fine tradition of toilet trained Metallica fans everywhere.

Too much.

My nephew is a fan of Futurama, but because he only knows it from Netflix, he hasn't seen the first season. So we've been watching that and enjoying the heck out of it. I've also introduced him to The Critic, which is as good as I remember it.

Jesus, what is it with you people and yurts? That's like the third post criticizing this headline that mentions them.

Yeah, I've got plenty of tote bags lying around my apartment.

- Alastair Cooke

God, this is like when John Fogerty was sued for plagiarizing his own song.

How much energy does it take to think "I don't care for this singer"?

After committing to a 5 mile walk every day, combined with an hour and a half on the exercise bike, and supplementing my diet with fruits and veggies from my local farmer's market (mostly cauliflower and golden plums) I have morphed from out-of-shape to aspiring Dad Bod over the past few weeks.

Sorry, guy. One of my cats went the same way.

Thanks to it constantly playing in my house growing up, I now have Skylarking tattooed on my brain.